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My first build for GOH on EB.
"Welcome to The Spanking Troll, the only outdoors tavern in the whole of Avalonia! The tavern is run by the masterchef ogress K'lëïxlbvrû'stæòrbr and is equipped with bar area and 30 leaf beds."
Aymer and Cora are at the Spanking Troll enjoying the evening's special while having a heated conversation:
- Cora: This is the THIRD town we are being banished from this week!
- Aymer: I'm sorry Cora but I couldn't help it... she was so beautiful.
- Cora: AND MARRIED! If you keep this up by my estimation we'll be banished from the whole of Avalonia in three months. Perhaps we'll move to Nocturnus, maybe there you'll be able to resist the charms of the four eyed tentacly swamp creatures!
While they are going on arguing, a stranger approaches their table:
- Stranger: Would you lads mind some company? The tavern is full this night and I need a wee bit o' rest for my weary legs and truth be told I don't much fancy joining the gnolls table.
- Cora: Of course good sir, have a seat. Perhaps now we'll be able to enjoy an intelligent discussion at this table.
- Stranger: Thank you for your kindness fair lady.
- Aymer: Phahaha, what fair lady? Don't be deceived by her looks; this "fair lady" could do away with a group of ogres without drawing her sword and can drink a clan of dwarves under the table.
- K'lëïxlbvrû'stæòrbr" HRMPH!
- Aymer: ORCS! I meant a group of orcs.
- Stranger: So it's safe to assume you two are fighters?
- Cora: At least one of us is; the other is more into swinging his shortstick rather than his sword.
- Stranger: Well lads, if you're looking for some work, you might be interested to know there's a handsome reward for anyone that manages to capture or provide information about the drow that's been terrorizing Avalonia these days.
- Cora: That might be just what we need. That would keep Aymer busy and we could definitely use some extra coin.
- Aymer: Tell us what you know...
