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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Sir Erathor » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:13 pm

Ronin Dragonslayer wrote:You Loreesi act so pious, like you've never had a good drink. Just because your Sandman Mead is too weak to get you properly drunk, you Lorseesi can't even appreciate our libraries. Pssh... can't even get past the first aisle.

Never had a good drink? Let me tell you, sir, that we make the finest wine from the finest vineyards in Roawia...Loreesi vineyards. It's much better to drink a little wine every now and again than to get knock-you-out-cold drunk, which you Garhims do on a daily basis. I would NOT want to see a Garhim's liver...ugh.
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Mattiusxavier » Tue Mar 11, 2014 6:05 pm

The first aisle! LOL You mean there are aisles in the Brewhouse Librarires now??? Here we were just led to believe it was a few tables, chairs and plenty of Kegs. :P

As for drinking...mead is nice...but most Loreesi prefer the vintage wines and strong Liqueurs of class like Port, Brandy, Cognac, and other refined qualities...while slumbering in style in the ever so comfortable Midnight tents...don't forget we also have other luxerious items and foods to enjoy not just beer and nuts. :D
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Luke the Swift~ » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:59 pm

Heh Mattiuxer! You talk about quality food.... :eyebrows: Why don't you come on down to Lenfald we'll take you out and treat you right! :D.....With some frog legs that is! :roflol:
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby mpoh98 » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:18 pm

Luke the Swift~ wrote:Heh Mattiuxer! You talk about quality food.... :eyebrows: Why don't you come on down to Lenfald we'll take you out and treat you right! :D.....With some frog legs that is! :roflol:


Hey, frog legs actually taste GOOD. Taste like chicken. :D

And Mattiusxavier, at least for my men, we don't drink alcohol. While you guys drink, get all foggy, drunk, and woozy, and if they were say, suddenly ambushed, would all die in seconds. My men, we stay clear-headed, level-minded, and ready for anything. :P
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Rifiröfi » Tue Mar 11, 2014 10:26 pm

mpoh98 wrote:My men, we stay clear-headed, level-minded, and ready for anything. :P
Except for drinking... ;)
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby AK_Brickster » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:09 am

Lots of big talk coming from Loreos, considering they just got smashed in the GC...

Good thing you desert rats keep such nice histories. It will be great that many generations to come will be able to read and remember the great obliteration of Loreos in GC6 ;)

*sniff* *snif*
Smell that?

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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Mattiusxavier » Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:08 pm

AK_Brickster wrote:Lots of big talk coming from Loreos, considering they just got smashed in the GC...

Good thing you desert rats keep such nice histories. It will be great that many generations to come will be able to read and remember the great obliteration of Loreos in GC6 ;)

*sniff* *snif*
Smell that?

Smells like more revisionist history from the Loreesi camp is in the works, lol!


GC6...BAH so you guys finally won a decent GC, doesn't give you much to gloat about considering you were in the third standings for the longest time and Lenfald nearly won the whole thing again. ;)

Plus haven't you heard the saying "Never corner a rat" because believe me...we desert rats have some surprises in store for the rest of you in the next GC's. We are going to chew our way through the competition and enjoy those tasty Frog Legs that were offered earlier. :twisted:
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Jackson of Garheim » Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:06 pm

Mattiusxavier wrote:As for drinking...mead is nice...but most Loreesi prefer the vintage wines and strong Liqueurs of class like Port, Brandy, Cognac, and other refined qualities...while slumbering in style in the ever so comfortable Midnight tents...don't forget we also have other luxerious items and foods to enjoy not just beer and nuts. :D


Oh, you Loreesi are so soft, with all your sophisticated luxuries! Have any of you done a day's work in you lives? :P Besides, we Garhims don't just eat beer and nuts; we have fish, and the best kind of food, meat! :D
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Ronin Dragonslayer » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:31 pm

Indeed, brother! I would rather be seated around a roaring fire in a glorious mead hall, surrounded by my loyal shield-brothers-and-sisters, swapping tales of glory and heroism and clinking a few mugs together than be anywhere in that desert land, drenched in sweat, covered in sand and bugs, and always watching my back for treason :raiseone:
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Sir Erathor » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:48 pm

Ah, but we don't have to be inside trying not to freeze! We Loreesi sit on our balconies in the long summer evenings, goblet of red wine in hand, talking of the many great deeds and noble actions we have performed in our time. Just imagine a land where your blood won't just freeze up and stop flowing because you're outside! Bliss!
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Luke the Swift~ » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:52 pm

Ronin Dragonslayer wrote:Indeed, brother! I would rather be seated around a roaring fire in a glorious mead hall, surrounded by my loyal shield-brothers-and-sisters, swapping tales of glory and heroism and clinking a few mugs together than be anywhere in that desert land, drenched in sweat, covered in sand and bugs, and always watching my back for treason :raiseone:

AH! So there is declension in Garheim!!
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Jackson of Garheim » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:53 pm

Sir Erathor wrote:Ah, but we don't have to be inside trying not to freeze! We Loreesi sit on our balconies in the long summer evenings, goblet of red wine in hand, talking of the many great deeds and noble actions we have performed in our time. Just imagine a land where your blood won't just freeze up and stop flowing because you're outside! Bliss!


I'd rather be cold than die of heat stroke! :roflol: We have fire, but not air-conditioning, so we Garhims can always make a hotter fire to keep warm, but you Loreesi have no way to get cooler in the desert! :raiseone:
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Sir Erathor » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:37 pm

Jackson of Garheim wrote:I'd rather be cold than die of heat stroke! :roflol: We have fire, but not air-conditioning, so we Garhims can always make a hotter fire to keep warm, but you Loreesi have no way to get cooler in the desert! :raiseone:

You have clearly never visited Loreos. The seas, and indeed the oases, are cool as you like, and all our cities are built near them. the nights are cool too, so you're not always being baked! Also, our mountains and forests have lovely climates.
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Brickninja » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:52 pm

Well said! We can warm up, but you can't cool down! As they said, you dainty tea-sipper Loreesi will just sit sweltering on the balcony sipping "fine" wine and talking in nasal pish-posh voices about "Did you hear about the latest campaign on this simply horrid queen?" "Oh yes, a truly nasty affair if I do say so myself. That dashing young hooligan, Mark of Falworth, what is he putting in his hair these days? I do say it looks quite fine." "Oh yes. I must get a hold of some of it myself....."

While we Garhims, after a hard day's work, return to their meadhall to feast, drink, make merry, and sit by the blazing fire and tell stories and sing Beowulf-style epic sagas. I think it's clear who has more fun.
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Re: LCC - inter-faction jibber jabber

Postby Ian... » Wed Mar 12, 2014 10:21 pm

That's why Garhim are too drunk to fight their own fights. :wink:
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