I thought it would be fun to have a thread where people come up with funny Lego-related insults(hopefully not actually very insulting).
So, I'll start. * Someone steals my jellybean jar * "AAAAARGH!!! May you get Kreo for your birthday and megabloks for Christmas, May all your headlight bricks disappear right when you need them, and.... MAY YOU STEP ON A LEGO!!!!!"
Funny Lego insults
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Funny Lego insults
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May all your 1 x 2 plates get stuck together in pairs!
May 10% of your collection spontaneously morph into Megablocks parts!
May the cat get ahold of your sig fig and swat it under the refrigerator!
May your next batch of blind-bag minifigs all turn out to be the one you don't want!
May 10% of your collection spontaneously morph into Megablocks parts!
May the cat get ahold of your sig fig and swat it under the refrigerator!
May your next batch of blind-bag minifigs all turn out to be the one you don't want!
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"BLOCKHEAD!"
"That idea was dumber than Galidor!"
"That idea was dumber than Galidor!"
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May all your 4x8 plates get really really stuck(come on guys, you know what I mean, when it takes some MAD brick separator skills to get them apart) hard together in a stack!!!
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Re: Funny Lego insults
"May your bricks turn white with stress!"
"You'll be seperated in a moment, just like my bricks!"
"May a horde of kids break into your LEGO room!"
I'm still trying to think of more!
"You'll be seperated in a moment, just like my bricks!"
"May a horde of kids break into your LEGO room!"
I'm still trying to think of more!
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Re: Funny Lego insults
May you spend the rest of your days sorting!
Ugh, I shudder at the thought!
Ugh, I shudder at the thought!
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May you change your sorting methodology.SSchmidt wrote:May you spend the rest of your days sorting!
May someone step on all your shields.
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May your white bricks turn yellow with age.......
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May a kid chew on your bricks!
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May all your torsos crack, and all your minifigure heads lose their grip!
Makes me cringe just thinking of it.
Makes me cringe just thinking of it.
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"I hope you decide to build a teal castle!"
"I guess God missed the misprinted head when he got to you!"
"I guess God missed the misprinted head when he got to you!"
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"May you sit on your own moc"
"May your sorting bins come crashing down on you"
"May your sorting bins come crashing down on you"
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"You mega block brain!"
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AK_Brickster wrote:"That idea was dumber than Galidor!"
that.. that's just awful. may all your minifigs get swapped out with jack stone.
may all your brick separators disappear
Let loose the Kragle!
May the cat mistake your sorting bins for the catbox.
I hope the dog eats your instructions
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Yikes, I'd never really thought about that before...LEGOFREAK wrote:May the cat mistake your sorting bins for the catbox.
I've got a cat who likes to hide out in the Lego room...Steve
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