Formendacil wrote:The Green Knight: Much the same as Sir Kohran.
Waait a minute.... Rewind that and play it in slo-mo.
WHAT!!!!! CLUMPY? Cullumpy? Why I'm just getting revved up! That's RIGHT! Get ready for the new and improved Green Knight! With no cholesterol, no carbs, no raisins,(I don't like raisins) and yet with that same great taste and stick-to-your-ribs-fill-you-up goodness that you know and love. And MOST importantly.... NO CLUMPS.
NO folks, this is not merely a crafty marketing ploy to make you wish you had the old Green Knight and increase sales later with
Green Knight Classic. This time it really IS better!
So get ready for the new Green Knight! The one you never knew you never wanted!
Don't get Grumpy. Get Clumpy! No wait, don't get either of them. Get Green! Well, you know, get The Green Knight. Getting green wouldn't really be that much fun I guess and you'd probably be shunned by society. Unless you were really tall and could get a job as the Green Giant. Or the Hulk if you worked out. Or the Wicked Witch of the West if you were a girl. Or the Grinch if you were already ugly and hairy. You could get gang green, but that wouldn't really be much better and probably a lot more disgusting. So yeah...
The Green Knight! That's what we were talking about. New and improved! Count on it!
Well... That was really good to get out of my system. See you guys in March

Let us stop for a moment and ponder the signiture...
Ok, enough of that!