Castle Caption #3

[architect]

Welcome to Castle Caption #3!

For those of you who are familiar with the original Classic-Castle Picture Captioning, this is a bit different. There are no final votes, there is no "best caption." This is just for fun for fun's sake.

Write your caption here our forum thread. Remember to keep your comments clean and follow the Classic-Castle Terms of Service Thanks!

[Rick-Ricks]

No matter how many tries, neither Gork nor Durr could beat the other in the game of Club, paper, scissors.

[Ye Olde Republic]

"Whatever, it's not the size of the club, it's how you use it."

[Athos]

"I bet if we held our clubs a little lower, we'd get even dirtier captions..."

Steve

[Traveler]

"Shoot! Brown was out of stock when I went to the clubmakers'."

[Blego7]

"I laugh at your dwarfish size stick!"

[Tedward]

Me start think rabbit not come back.

[The Hag]

"Yous tired yet?"

[Kharavex]

Gorgak, "Where are elves?'

Xur Kuurlek, "Dunno. we win?'

[Robin Hood]

"That's not a club, this is a club!"

Dan

[Napoleon]

Two Valley trolls from California were feuding over who had the best club:

Valley troll on right: "Like, if our elbows weren't in a fixed position and we could, like, swing, I would soooo massacre you right now!"

Valley troll on left: "Like, whatever, dude!"

[Elbadar]

Sign up now to join the club club, and please remember to bring your own club.

[Aliencat]

Troll backscratchers are less efficient, but get the job done.

[Maedhros]

Troll backscratchers are less efficient, but get the job done.

I'll see if I can top that one.. stay tuned

[Username]

"Shake a shake a shake a shake a shake..shake it"