So as I'm sorting through my 200 pounds of unsorted LEGO...yes I know

List:
stepped on a shark...LEGO fins CUT feet
countless broken nails
forget trying to keep a nice manicure and polish when you are building or sorting or tearing down
I got a blood blister under my thumb taking apart a long stack of 1x1 plates which popped and got blood all over the plates
Diagon Alley fell off its shelf and hit me in the head...I was dizzy for several minutes
paper cuts from opening boxes
I could go on and on...
So...with that in mind...any of you have some injuries to add?