Pirate vs. Ninja: Who would win?

Dunechaser · Post by **Dunechaser** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:34 pm

Well, with all the pirates I've been making recently (more to come), my ninja sigfig was getting jealous. He said he could take any pirate in a fight.

So, if a pirate and a ninja fought, who would win?

To find out, click the photo below and check out the full photoset on Flickr (since you can't do titles or captions on Brickshelf):

(Warning: Photoset also contains minifig robots and possibly a kitten.)

Sir Dillon · Post by **Sir Dillon** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:43 pm

Lol.

Very amusing.

wunztwice · Post by **wunztwice** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:51 pm

Hehe, I laughed. It's especially funny when seen as a continuous slideshow, the instant changes that take place make it even more histerical. Thanks for sharing.

eNiGMa · Post by **eNiGMa** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:53 pm

I was going for the ninja the whole time.

Good show!

Post by **JoshWedin** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:24 pm

That's great. Love the robo pirate and ninja. But that is one scary kitten!

Josh

TheOrk · Post by **TheOrk** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:27 pm

Does this have anything to do with brikwars?

Great stuff!

stawastawa · Post by **stawastawa** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:04 pm

nice dude

i liek it =]

TwoTonic Knight · Post by **TwoTonic Knight** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:40 am

Arrrrrr, I be spotting a boat full of ninjas all making flashy moves to impress us with their prowess.

Silly buggers, they brought a knife to a cannon fight.

BOOM!

Some of them be still twitching - load cannister over round and give 'em anuther broadside....

smcginnis · Post by **smcginnis** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:08 am

Really funny. I like the kitten.

~smcginnis

Brickboy · Post by **Brickboy** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 3:27 am

Yeah the minute I read this, I already knew the ninja would win.
-Alan-

The Hordesman · Post by **The Hordesman** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:17 am

Hehe, result was obvious in the pirate vs ninja, while a Kung Fu master will spend 2 minutes moving his hand and feet in different positions to look cool a ninja simply lifts his eye brow, and cuts the kung fu master in half. A pirate on other hand, is right to the point, but of course, a ninja is faster, got guns, shurikens, kunais, ninja-tos, katanas,, nunchakus, quarterstaff, tantos, kusari-gamas, wakhizashi, etc... The only way he could loose was putting too long time in choosing weapon... Dont forget his stealth and ability to summon a giant toad (!).

A kitten, on other hand, is far more intimidating. It got nine lives, and will then attack recklessly, basically like a berserker, and tear through its enemies since it doesnt care if it dies once or twice.
Now, if the Killer rabbit came aswell... Chaos would ensue.

TwoTonic Knight · Post by **TwoTonic Knight** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:38 am

The Hordesman wrote:Hehe, result was obvious in the pirate vs ninja, while a Kung Fu master will spend 2 minutes moving his hand and feet in different positions to look cool a ninja simply lifts his eye brow, and cuts the kung fu master in half...

...and while the Ninja is waving his sword around trying to look cool, the bored pirate shoots him down, a la Indiana Jones. Yawn.

lord azreal · Post by **lord azreal** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:40 am

LOL! great show, keep up the great work!

Tanotrooper · Post by **Tanotrooper** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:11 pm

I was for the pirate.
LOL TTK, reminds me of indiana jones in the 3rd movie...
he tries to shoot the sword guy down, but doesnt has his pistol!

so funny

Hard choice for evil: crazy bunny or evil kitty...

TT

Brickboy · Post by **Brickboy** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:53 pm

I would go for the bunny, and so would any other person who has ever seen "monty pithon and the holy grail". I would never want to mess with a evil bunny!
-Alan-